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[6 Oct 2009 | No Comment | 3,235 views]
Another Letter to my Son.

My Dearest Boy:
I can’t believe you are almost fifteen months old!  Despite the cliche, let me say that it seems like just yesterday I watched you enter this world, brand new.  Delivered to us helpless and fragile, drawing your first breath.  You weren’t scared though.  You were so full of courage that day, my little warrior.  Our eyes met, you saw into my soul and etched a permanent smile onto my heart that makes my every breath a laugh.
Let’s see, what has happened your first year?  Quite a lot actually, …

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[26 Apr 2009 | 4 Comments | 8,519 views]
Getting peed on…

Ya, I can’t wait to see what the search engines do with this post.  Some dude is going to sit down after his long day at work, Google his favorite fantasy, and wind up here.  Ah well, to each his own, but this post is about my son, you freak so if you’re looking to find what I think you’re looking for (you freak) move along please.
One thing my kid has always been great at is peeing on people.  It all started just after he was born, with him giving …

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[4 Apr 2009 | One Comment | 4,786 views]
No blog is complete without a poop story

…And I’m sure this won’t be the last. This is a tale of what parents call (or at least this parent) a “Poo-splosion”. Right now my spell-checker is going blinky trying to tell me there is no such word, when in all actuality, it just means that the dictionary was written by someone with no kids.

This certainly isn’t the first time, but it’s definitely one I’ll remember for the rest of my life, I kid you not.  And, when the Bug brings home his first date for me to …

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[13 Mar 2009 | No Comment | 2,252 views]

So, I see you’ve found your dad’s blog! I knew you would. You’re a resourceful little bugger, and you’re Asian, so you’re bound to be great with computers too.
You are a mystery to me. I know we have only just met, but already I love you dearly. I have been waiting for you all my life, my son. And I am very proud to be your father.
You have limitless potential, boundless possibilities. The whole world for you to explore and cherish…words unspoken and music unwritten, laughter bottled up …

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